I’m not here, I’m really...
walking the red carpet
lounging poolside at a beachfront resort
at the spa
meditating in a zen garden
at the country club
up at a mountain retreat
on holiday in Tuscany
island hopping
vacationing in a quaint seaside village

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If you could be anywhere but where you are....where would you be?

I’m not here, I’m really...

For all the times it’s not convenient or cost-effective or, dare we say, realistic, to get to St. Barth’s, The Golden Door, or in front of the paparazzi at Mann’s Chinese, Not Soap, Radio has created a group of products to alter your surroundings. After all, reality is in the eye of the beholder, so behold a better one!

ALL-NATURAL * PARABEN-FREE
EXFOLIATORS * MOISTURIZERS * DRY OIL PERFUMES
* BODY WASH

Break away from the monotony with Not Soap, Radio’s I’m not here, I’m really… line of decadent body soufflés, polishes, and dry oil perfumes that whisk you away to your happy place—be it on the beach, at a spa, up in the mountains, at a premier…You can be whomever, wherever, doing whatever you want, because reality is simply what you make of it. 

EACH GROUP in the I’m not here, I’m really… collection includes FOUR PIECES:

polish souffle wash
EXFOLIATING SUGARED BODY POLISH $22

with added anti-oxidant, supple-skin making cranberry seed
BODY SOUFFLE WHIPPED BODY LOTION $22

a luxe & rich moisturizer infused with shea and cocoa butter/sunflower oil
FOAMING CLEANSER $20

bath/shower gel & hand wash too NOW AVAILABLE IN TRAVEL SIZE MINIS
     
spray JUST GLOW DRY OIL PERFUME SPRAY $15

a cucumber and jojoba, extra-hydrating, silkening all-over fragrance
(can be used as a room spray too)
wash SOLID PARFUM $15

Be anywhere you’d like to be… and take these fragrances (FAA approved travel-size) anywhere you go.


BUY A THREE PACK SET (includes the soufflé, scrub and dry oil spray),
BEAUTIFULLY PACKAGED, FOR $50 (a $14 savings!)


CHOOSE YOUR ESCAPE!

CLICK ON THE CIRCLES FOR MORE INFO & TO BUY NOW!

I’m not here, I'm really...
walking the red carpet

black and red currant, rose and jasmine blend

Dressed in couture, on the arm of my fabulous date. Throngs of people call my name as I glide effortlessly past the flashing lights of paparazzi that capture my every glance, every nuance. Turn, smile and wave at the crowd. I am sparkling, glamorous, invincible. The night is mine.

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Sugared Body Polish $22

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Body Souffle $22
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Dry Oil Spray $15
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Foaming Body
& Hand Wash $20
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solid parfum
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Solid Parfum $15

I’m not here, I'm really
lounging poolside at a beachfront resort

vanilla, coconut, pineapple, hibiscus, tropical blossom, hint of gardenia

The ultimate tropical escape. Crystal clear azure waves meet the sky as I gaze past sugar-white sands and towering cliffs. Palm trees frame the sweeping vista. The sun warms me from bronzed head to manicured toe. Not a care in the world, this is paradise.

BUY THE WHOLE SET AND GET A FREE BRONZER!


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Sugared Body Polish $22

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Body Souffle $22


NOW AVAILABLE IN TRAVEL SIZE MINIS

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Dry Oil Spray $15

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Foaming Body
& Hand Wash $20
solid parfum
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Solid Parfum $15

 

I’m not here, I'm really
at the spa

lavender infused with apricot and a hint of eucalyptus, hyacinth, peony

Good-bye to phones, traffic, noise. Wrap me. Detoxify me. Reiki me, make me swoon from Shiatsu. Book facials, reflexology, yoga, hikes. I will be peeled, polished, buffed, aromatherapied. Stress melts away. I am glowing, healthy. All is in balance, my yin realigned with my yang.


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Sugared Body Polish $22

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Body Souffle $22


NOW AVAILABLE IN TRAVEL SIZE MINIS

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Dry Oil Spray $15

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Foaming Body
& Hand Wash $20
solid parfum
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Solid Parfum $15

I’m not here, I'm really
meditating in a zen garden

lotus flower, cooling greens, ginger, melon

Sayonara noise, stress, hectic life. Stop distractions. Be still. Mind clear. Feel the smooth sand, coarse rock. Breathe in, exhale slowly. Soul cleansed. Reality transcended. Enlightenment achieved.


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Sugared Body Polish $22

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Body Souffle $22


NOW AVAILABLE IN TRAVEL SIZE MINIS

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Dry Oil Spray $15

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Foaming Body
& Hand Wash $20
solid parfum
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NEW!

Solid Parfum $15

 

I’m not here, I'm really
at the country club

Champagne sugar: lemon, bergamot, dew fruit, pineapple, jasmine

An early tee-time. Tennis anyone? Perhaps a quick dip in the pool before lunch in the clubhouse. Back in time for the member-guest tournament. And then, dinner, in the dining room. Aglow in pink and green, I’m ready to go.


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Sugared Body Polish $22

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Body Souffle $22


NOW AVAILABLE IN TRAVEL SIZE MINIS

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Dry Oil Spray $15

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Foaming Body
& Hand Wash $20
solid parfum
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Solid Parfum $15

I’m not here, I'm really
up at a mountain retreat

rhubarb, wild spearmint, jasmine, lily of the valley, vanilla

Leave hustle/bustle behind. Spolied by the unspoiled beauty, as I hike through a sea of wildflowers, past evergreens to the crest. The sunset is phenom. All quiet under star-filled night skies.


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Sugared Body Polish $22

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Body Souffle $22


NOW AVAILABLE IN TRAVEL SIZE MINIS

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Dry Oil Spray $15

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Foaming Body
& Hand Wash $20
solid parfum
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NEW!

Solid Parfum $15

I’m not here, I'm really
on holiday in Tuscany

tangerine, neroli, bergamot, lime, sweet tea

Buongiorno from atop my private hillside villa. I gaze out onto a Renaissance panorama of castles, cypress, rolling vineyards, olive groves. Perhaps we’ll stroll into town for a chianti. Botticelli me, I am living like a princepessa.


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Sugared Body Polish $22

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Body Souffle $22


NOW AVAILABLE IN TRAVEL SIZE MINIS

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Dry Oil Spray $15

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Foaming Body
& Hand Wash $20
solid parfum
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NEW!

Solid Parfum $15

I’m not here, I'm really
island hopping

coconut, lemongrass, vanilla, verbena, musk

Wheels up, the beach is calling. Banyans, reefs, palms, oh my… Ferry me, heli me, hydroplane me through turquoise seas. Show me impossibly blue skies, glistening white sands -- take me to exotic hideaways, bustling ports…


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Sugared Body Polish $22

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Body Souffle $22


NOW AVAILABLE IN TRAVEL SIZE MINIS


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Dry Oil Spray $15

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Foaming Body
& Hand Wash $20
solid parfum
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NEW!

Solid Parfum $15

I’m not here, I'm really
vacationing in a quaint seaside village

nectarine blossom, honey, peach, black currant, green mandarin

Luffing sails in the distance. Idyllic coastal scenery. Cycling through town, I feel as if I’ve stepped back in time. Historic lighthouses dot the landscape. I may even watch a whale. I am calmed, charmed, delighted.


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Sugared Body Polish $22

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Body Souffle $22


NOW AVAILABLE IN TRAVEL SIZE MINIS

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Dry Oil Spray $15

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Foaming Body
& Hand Wash $20
solid parfum
INFO
NEW!

Solid Parfum $15

Im not Here Im Really Face Palettes
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Im not Here Im Really Lounging Poolside Bronzer
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